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Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
Enter topics into the Bean Machine for Three Bean Salad podcast. Fill out the form below or open it directly on Google Forms.
Enter topics into the Bean Machine for the Three Bean Salad podcast starring Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, and Henry Paker. Selected topics are automatically drawn each episode and discussed unless someone becomes distracted or has some extremely long and tedious anecdote.
Three Bean Salad is a British comedy podcast launched in April 2021 by Benjamin Partridge, Mike Wozniak, and Henry Paker. It was voted Best Comedy Podcast at the Chortle Awards in March 2024.
The show is a conversational podcast in which the three comedians "riff on a different theme" each episode, the themes being submitted by listeners.
The podcast has been described as "whimsical, cutting and downright hilarious" escapism, with "easy rapport between its likeable hosts" and a "variety of impressive jingles".
The podcast has staged a number of live performances, including at the Machynlleth Comedy Festival, the London Podcast Festival and a 2025 UK tour.
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Listeners were asked what they think about the podcast and here's what they said.
"Mike and Henry are great co-hosts and make this podcast come alive. Their running joke title of 'Three Bean Salad' when the show only has two hosts is a testament to their well-honed comedic japery."
- Sperbs
"I have explained that glass is a solid multiple times. Henry still seems certain that glass is a liquid. It's quite worrying."
- Walter
"The jingles are the best part of the podcast. If the podcast were 22 meters tall, the jingles would be about 21 meters."
- Bonjomin
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